User:Mr.Zalgopasta

Whoa... when did you people get here??? Hi, I'm Mr.Zalgopasta and (unless I name says otherwise... yep still the same) I hail from the Creepypasta Wiki. I'm the founder of this site so don't piss me off. If you wish to leave me a message regarding the wiki please do so on my talk page.

If you wish to tell me how fucking awsome I am, how much you fucking hate my guts, or how you plan on killing me in my sleep e-mail me at: [mailto:lookmeintheeye@yahoo.com lookmeintheeye@yahoo.com]

If you want to be granted admin power and the ability to wield the banhammer please leave me a message on my talk page and reason as to why you think I should bestow adminship upon you. Once I get an opinion from the other admins of the wiki I will let you know if your application has been declined or accepted.

If you are having problems on the wiki regarding certain users, spam, drama, etc write me on my talk page. Do the same if you want to request an appeal to a ban (longer than two days). However if said de-banning request is incoherent and rage-filled, I WILL pass it around with my admin friends this and other wikis. Your ban appeal will most likely be posted on the Community Message board for the whole wiki to see as well. Come at me bro.

If you wish to (for some strange reason) have a page deleted just ask me on my talk page. I will respond and delete the article ASAP. Remember... not knowing the rules IS NOT an excuse...